5th Year Muggle Studies

[_—×Lady Wolf×—_]

*Professor Tamora Muldoon sits at her desk,humming absent mindedly as she sorts through papers and waits for the students to arrive.The large table laying near her desk if covered in microwave ovens.She sighs again,resorting her papers before leaning back in her chair.Students had only four or five minutes to get to class,and none had yet arrived in Tamora's classroom,yet.In boredom,Tamora sighs,tilting her head back and rocking it back and forth as she waits for students to arrive*

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*Aria walks in popping her gum taking a seat in the middle of the classroom*

*Kayden slowly comes in bored, taking a seat in the back, fiddling with a colorful puzzle cube*

*roharen walks in a little ahead of tyson,she stops glareing at kayden and takes a seat nearest to the window*

*nate walks into the room and takes a seat near nobody*

*Kitty walks into the room with bubblegum pink hair, she walk sover to the teachers desk*um i just transferred here, is this muggle studies?

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*Tamora looks up at Kayden*Coulden,don't pop your gum while you're in my classroom.Ridge,I don't want to see that toy when class starts.*Tamora looks at the new student*Yes,this is Muggle Studies.What's your name?*Tamora smiles,as she pulls up her attendance list and picks up a pen.She'd been told there'd be yet another new student,but one of the other professors had introduced her to Hogwarts obviously,so Tamora didn't yet know her name*

*Tyson walks in almost right after Roharen and sits down next to her,smiling as he sets down his bag*

*Humming,Kiri walks into the classroom,soon after Roharen and Tyson,and almost goes to sit down next to Tyson,out of habit.She stops herself halfway to the row they're in,and chooses a middle row,throwing a brief glare at Kayden as she sits down and sets her bag at her feet*

*Nox walks in silently and moves quickly into the back row,and into the darkest corner,where she usually sat*

*Alora Masinah wanders slowly into the room,looking a little frightened as she walks to the teacher's desk.She stands next to the other girl at the teacher's desk,waiting for them to finish before she addressed the professor*

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Kitty deville*she said waiting now to be excused, not wanting to be rude*

*kayden lazily throws her puzzle in the bag*

*aria hands a note to her teacher* i have to chew gum, i'll grind my teeth down to nothing, see the headmisstress even sighned it*aria said pointing to the signeture at the bottom, it was fact but aria loved taking chances*

classic*kayden murmured, seeing what aira was up to*

*nate sighed waiting for class to start, he moved over to a window spot behind roharen*

*roharen smiled and passed a enchanted note to nate*

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*Tyson,already half-asleep with his head on the desk,doesn't see the note Roharen passes to Nate*

Alright,Miss Deville...Welcome to Hogwarts!*Tamora scribbles down her name and sends her off to choose a seat.She then takes Aria's note and looks it over,her gaze drifting to the signature.After a moment,Tamora declares blankly,*This is fake.I know my cousin's handwriting down to the smallest scribble,and this isn't her handwriting.Nice try,Coulden.Well played.Now spit out your gum or I'll report you to your Hear of House,as well as give you two weeks of detention.You can go ahead and try using it in other teachers' classes,but don't try it in mine or Professor Takamoto's classes,or you'll get busted for sure.*Tamora folds the note into a paper airplane and throws it back to Aria*But,again,nice try.*Tamora says blankly,before looking at the other girl at her desk*How may I help you?

Oh,yes—I'm new here,I arrived this morning...My name's Alora Masinah...I was told this is the Muggle Studies classroom?*Alora says this quietly,honestly a little nervous*

Yes,this is Muggle Studies.Welcome to Hogwarts,Miss Masinah.*Tamora smiles,scribbling down her name on the attendance list*Go take a seat.

*Alora nods and takes a seat in the second row,away from everyone else*

*Kiri also doesn't notice the note,being too busy trying not to scream at the sight of the microwaves.This was the seventh time this month Muldoon had made them take apart muggle appliances...*

*Nox sees Roharen pass the note,unnoticed by everyone else,and raises an eyebrow,wondering if Kayden had seen,and if she did,if she'd try to cause an uproar again.Kayden had tried the same thing after Roharen and Kyou had been whispering to each other in Divination,though it'd backfired when Kiri figured everything out and told the others before they could get in a fight*

*Azeira walks in humming cheerily,and looks around,recognizing Nate.She waves and walks over,sitting down next to him*I know you,right?*She asks,tilting her head as she stares at Nate,waiting for a reply*

*Link walks in a few moments after his step-sister and sits down on the opposite side of the room as her,looking bored as hell*

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Yeah, but that was before i went to hogwarts*nate said to azeria passing the note back to roharen*

*roharen read the note and passed it to tyson, asking for him to write his name, she tpped tyson on the shoulder to wake him up*

*aria spitts her gum out and throws it in the garbage can*

gawd*kayden complained, nothing was good enough to split up tyson and roharen*

*kitty took a seat in front row, in front of tyson*

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*Tyson awakes abruptly*Huh?Wha?I wasn't sleeping,I swear!I was,uh...Uh...*Tyson looks around and realizes it was Roharen who woke him up*...Oh,hello!*Tyson says stupidly.He takes the note as Roharen asks him to sign it,and raises an eyebrow*What's this about?*He mumbles to Roharen,a little confused*

It's very reassuring to know you weren't sleeping,Oichiro.*Muldoon says sarcastically,glaring at Tyson with an annoyed expression*

*Azeira smiles*Thought so!Nate,right?I haven't seen you in a while. ... Wait,you didn't go to Hogwarts back then?*Azeira tilts her head,staring at Nate*

*Nox chuckles softly as she watches Kayden*

*Alora pulls out her Muggle Studies book,not seeming to notice the soon-to-be taken apart microwaves on the giant table*

*Link raises an eyebrow,looking at the girl sitting infront of him,who'd taken out her book.Link didn't often come to class,but he could tell none-the-less that the girl was new to Hogwarts,obviously not knowing what kind of stuff Professor Muldoon had them do in this class*

*The class-starting bell rings finally,and Tamora sighs,standing and clapping her hands*Okay,class.Today we're taking apart microwave oven.For those of you that are either dense or haven't seen any muggle appliances out of this classroom,a microwave oven,or microwave as people generally call them,is used to cook food.It's much like a toaster—You'll be learning about toasters next month—but it cooks every kind of food that can fit properly into it,which includes soups, meats, breads, rices, puddings, vegetables...The list goes on,but I won't bore you by making you look it up.*Tamora flicks her wand,and each microwave on the table floats into the air,and goes to a student*You should all know what to do.However,since we have some new students,I'll explain it again.We are going to take apart the microwaves,learn how the muggles make them,and put them back together,without using magic.And I mean NO magic.The microwaves all have spells on them,so repairing spells will not work,no matter what you try.That means even special powers—Like those a sorceress,demon,angel,elf,et cetera might possess—will not work,so don't bother trying.*Tamora turns and sits back down at her desk,scanning the crowd of students*Now,when you're all done,I have a drawer full of microwavable foods.There's mini,deep-dish pizza for pizza-lovers,there's oatmeal and milk for anyone who likes oatmeal,and we have ramen and water for those who want ramen...If you don't like any of those,you can tell me what microwavable kinds of food you like and I'll see what I can do.*Tamora then claps her hands,and places her feet on her desk*You may begin.

*Kiri sighs and starts taking apart the microwave.She knew she wouldn't put it back together right;she'd accidentally made every machine explode so far.Scowling,Kiri grumbles about something and continues to work on the microwave,as does at least most of the rest of the class*

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no, then i just hung around the forest, the headmistress spotted me one day and asked if i wanted to go to school here*nate said acadentally breaking off the door*now i practically live here

just sign it and pass it to someone else, the teacher wont see it, it's enchanted, she can't even read it*roharen said in a low voice, starting to take apart the microwave*

*aria lazily take's a screw driver to the microwace popping of the button pad on the side*

*kayden just glares at the mirowave not wanting to take it apart at all* where the hell is seth?*she muttered*

*kitty looks at the microwave, not ever seeing one before, and trys various way to take it apart but failing everytime*

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*Alora picks up a screwdriver and carefully begins taking apart the microwave,piece by piece*

*Azeira starts taking apart the microwave,nodding slowly as Nate tells his little "story"*Okay...

Okay...*Tyson raises an eyebrow and obeys,handing it to the new girl infront of him*Sign it and pass it to someone else.*He tells her as he passes it to her,before turning to the microwave and unscrewing a few screws that end up making the microwave completely fall apart*

*Nox nods as she hears Kayden ask this*You think he'd actually come to class occasionally.*Nox shrugs,and begins taking apart the microwave boredly,annoyed at the 'no magic' rule*

*Link boredly begins to take apart the microwave*

*Tamora picks up a book and starts reading,waiting for the class to finish*

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*kitty sighns the note and passes it to link*

*roharen sucesfully take apart the microwave and starts putting it together*

*kayden takes her screwdriver to the microwave and ends up melting it*is this even possible*kayden says looking at her melted microwave

*nate looks at the microwave thinking of varieous way to take it apart he popped of the bottom of it*

*aria still trys to take apart the microwave still failing at every attempt*

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*Link reads over the note boredly and signs it,before passing it to Alora,and returning to his microwave*

*Alora signs the note,and looks around for someone to pass it to.After a moment,she sees Azeira and tosses it to her,wondering if she's signed it yet*

*Azeira catches the note and blinks,confused.Shrugging,she signs it and passes it to Kayden boredly.Grinning evilly,she attacks her microwave,which falls to pieces,half the pieces flying everywhere around the classroom*Oops?*Azeira says after a moment,still in the same position as when the microwave had popped apart*

...Oh,did I forget to tell you?...The microwaves are bewitched.Unless you take them apart in the right order,something will happen.*Tamora waves her wand,and Azeira's microwave pieces fly to her desk,the microwave staying in pieces.She waves her wand again,and microwaves destroyed beyond repair returned to their original state,any pieces successfully taken off staying off.She then looks up,to the classroom door,and raises an eyebrow*Ah,Miss Blood.I see you chose to join us?*She chuckles sourly*Might I add that class started about half an hour ago?

...Er,yeah,sorry 'bout that!I forgot completely!One of the other teachers took me for a detention for my free period and forgot to check the time—*Krym Blood begins,having entered the classroom moments before with a flustered expression*

Miss Blood!*Tamora interrupts suddenly,almost shouting.Her voice quickly returns to normal as Krym silences and stares at her*No teacher would send a student to class half an hour through!*Sighing in annoyance,Tamora returns to her book*Take a seat,Blood.*She says,flicking her wand again*Oh,and before I forget,10 points from Ravenclaw.

*As Krym moves to sit down,her microwave comes flying at her.It hits her in the head,and lands on the desk*Ow!What was that for?*Krym rubs her head,sitting down and picking up a screwdriver*Oh,goodie,microwaves today...*She sighs,and attacks it with her screwdriver,taking it apart without fail within five minutes,if not less.She then begins to put it back together,quickly and precisely,though she works much slower than when she'd taken apart the microwave*

*Kiri stares at Krym's work in bewilderment,before shaking her head and returning to her half-taken-apart microwave*

*Tyson looks over the microwave pieces,trying to put them together but failing miserably each time*How the hell do you do this?*He asks aloud,scowling at the microwave*

*Nox finishes taking apart the microwave and begins putting it together again boredly*

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*kayden knocks over her microwave on the floor porposely*oops*kayden said sarcasticlly crossing her arms, she didnt really care if she got in troble, she looked at the note not bothering to sign it and threw it randomly hitting kyrm in the back of the head rather hard*

*roharen rasies her hand putting her microwave back togather perfectly*

*seth stomps in looked pissed off, he didnt bother talking to the teacher and took a seat away from everyone*

finnally your here*kayden said thrown a paper ball at seth hitting him in the head*

i'm not in the mood kayden, leave me alone!*seth half yelled*

*nate smilied energeticly as his microwave came apart the right way, he frowned not knowing how to put it back together*

*aria was half way done in getting it apart*

*kitty puts her hand on her forhead as the door falls off in her attempt to put it back together*

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*Tamora smiles as Roharen raises her hand*Please wait for the rest of the class to finish.*She then turns her attention to the door as Seth walks in*Mister Corhierro,mind explaining why you're half an hour late for class?*Tamora asks,frowning and raising an eyebrow*

*Krym finishes putting the microwave back together and leans back in her chair.A moment later,though,she shouts and jumps up as the note hits her in the back of the head*OUCH!STOP HITTING ME IN THE HEAD!*She rubs the back of her head and looks around,quickly sitting back down and picking up the note.She raises an eyebrow and signs it,before throwing it and hitting Kayden in the side of the head.Whistling,she plays innocent*

*Azeira watches Nate,stiffling snickers before returning to her own microwave,also unable to put it back together*

*Tyson continues attempting to put the microwave back together,to no avail*

*Kiri finishes putting together her microwave and grins proudly*

*Alora starts putting it back together*

*Link finishes taking apart his microwave and starts putting it back together*

*Nox watches Seth come in,and returns to her microwave,which is half put back together*

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*seth sits back in his seat and frowns*i forgot we had class*seth said though really it's because he got caught in the forest*

*aria takes the rest of the microwave apart and starts putting it back together*

*nate attempts to put the microwave back together*

*kitty finishes putting together the microwave and raises her hand*i have put together the divice you had asked

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Well,next time,don't forget about classes.*Tamora looks at Kitty as she finishes*Okay,just wait for the rest of the class to finish...*She looks around,seeing Kiri had finished her microwave.She winces and returns to her book,not wanting to think about what would happen when Kiri turned it on*

*Alora soon finishes putting back together her microwave and waits for the rest of the class to finish*

*Nox finishes putting the microwave together and pulls out her notebook.She then starts writing in the notebook,the words a cross between pictures and actual human words*

*Link continues working to put it together*

*Krym starts humming boredly*

*Kiri waits for everyone to finish*

*Tyson gets two pieces to say together finally,and starts trying harder,fitting things into places that anyone in their right mind—Muggle or non—would know was wrong*

*Azeira grabs the nearest hammer and starts hitting the pieces of microwave,as if that'll make them go back together*

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*kitty pulls out a book waiting for the rest of the class to finish*

*roharen rolls her eyes and snaps her fingers quietly as the note comes to her she puts it in her bag, roharen pulls out another peice of paper writing instructions to tyson on how to put it togother quicker and enchanted it so the teacher couldent read it, she passed it to tyson*

i'm not even going to bother with the stupid microwave*kayden mutters to herself glareing at seth*

*seth looked around the classroom everyone had microwaves except him though it didnt bother him at all*

*aria finishes quickly and pulls out some paper doodleing midless cartoons*

*nate tryed forceing the parts together, haveing no luck*

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*Tyson grins in thanks and attacks the microwave,quickly putting it back together.Finishing,he leans towards Roharen and gives her a kiss on the cheek.As he pulls away,he mumbles,*Thanks for that!

Get back to work,Miss Ridge!*Tamora shouts,looking up and waving her wand.Kayden's microwave flies back onto her desk,good as new.She sees that Seth doesn't have a microwave and waves her wand.A microwave flies to his desk,landing with a loud thump*

*Nox pays no attention to the rest of the class*

*Azeira tries to think,but fails,and ends up rubbing her head,moaning softly as if the attempt to think gave her a headache.She then sees the instructions infront of Tyson and reaches forward,grabbing them.She snickers evilly and quickly puts back together her own microwave*

*Kiri drops her head on the desk,nearly falling asleep*

*Alora pulls out her Potions book and reads it in silence*

*Almost finished,Link smirks slightly and begins working a little quicker*

*Krym starts swaying back and forth in her seat,her mouth forming the words to the song she'd been humming moments before.She looks as if she's going to burst into song within moments*

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*nate smiled as azeria finished he took the note from her and started to put his microwave together*

*seth takes apart and puts the microwave back withing 10 minnutes*

no*kayden said pushin the microwave off the desk again as it crashed to the floor she smirked as if wanting to get detention*

you owe me now*roharen said smiling*and i feel sorry for the people who took the note the encantment is about to ware off*

*nate frowns as the note wears off he wasent finished as he was still looking a it*

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*Azeira glances at the teacher,making sure she wasn't looking,before taking Nate's microwave and quickly putting it back together.She pushes Nate's microwave back to him with a proud grin and leans back in her chair.She'd always had a photographic memory,even if she only could photographically remember extremely recent things,such as the contents of the note.She chuckles softly,and lets her chair fall back into place as the memory of the note's contents more or less disappears within moments*Darn,stupid memory...*She mumbles,hitting her own head lightly with her knuckles*

*Kiri raises an eyebrow,watching Azeira hit herself*

I owe you,eh?*Tyson says with a slight smirk as he looks at Roharen*

*Seemingly paying no attention,Tamora flicks her wand.Kayden's microwave reforms itself on the floor and flies up,hitting Kayden repeatedly before dropping on the desk*Get to work.*She says flatly as she stares at her book*

*Alora continues to read*

*Link finishes and falls asleep at his desk*

*Krym starts whistling,not paying attention when Tamora throws a random book at her*

*Nox continues doing...Whatever she's doing*

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thanks!*nate said a little too loud he shoves the note off his desk whistleing innocentily*

you heard me*roharen said glanceing a tyson smiling she returns to her bag takeing out some paper to draw random cartoon strips*

*aria finishes as she draws marvin martian perfectly, she took out another peice of paper starting to draw garfeild*

i said no*kayden said pushing of the mircowave again, she walked out of the room slaming the door behind her*

i guess she didn't want to do any work*seth said almost too quiet for anyone but nox to hear*

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No kidding...*Nox mumbles as she continues to write the strange drawing-like symbols in her notebook*

*Tamora raises an eyebrow at Nate*Is there something you'd like to share with the class?*She asks.A moment later,though,her attention is pulled away from Nate's outburst.She raises an eyebrow at Kayden as she walks out of the classroom.She then turns her attention to Seth*Would you mind telling Miss Ridge after class that she is to report to me after classes today?And that she just lost 50 points for your house?*Tamora sighs and returns to her book,not seeming to care if everyone was done or not*

*Krym stares blankly at Professor Muldoon for a moment,before clearing her throat quite loudly*Hey,Muldoon,I think the class is finished!Can we have food now?I want some of that frozen french toast stuff!!!

*Tamora stares at Krym and opens her desk drawer.A moment later,a 3-pack of frozen french toast was flying at Krym.The french toast hits Krym in the face before landing with a thump on her desk.Tamora looks around at all the students and starts tossing pizza,instant ramen,and other assorted food items at them all,as if she knew exactly what they all wanted,even the new kids*

Ow!Stop hitting me,meanie!*Krym poofs up a plate and sticks the french toast inside on the plate,already drooling as she punches in the numbers and presses 'Start'*

*Link wakes up abruptly as a cup of instant ramen hits him in the head and lands on the desk.He looks down at his stomach as it rumbles,and tears open the cup.He poofs water into the cup and sticks it in the microwave,yawning as he slowly types in the numbers and hits 'start'*

*Alora cooks her own food,as well,humming softly as she does*

*Azeira laughs evilly as she stuffs her pizza in the microwave and punches in the numbers*

*Tyson sticks his own ramen in the microwave and slowly punches in the numbers,as if not knowing what he was doing*

*Kiri licks her lips and sticks ramen in the microwave.Before she can hit start though,Tamora throws a book at her,making her fall backwards*Ow!What was that for!!!

Disaster prevention.*Tamora says innocently as she dusts off her hands*

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eh sure*seth said catching his pizza and sticks it in the microwave*

umm proffesser i'm a vegatarian*kitty said stareing at the pizza with sausage and peperoni on it*

i'm guessing you dont live in a muggle community*roharen said filling her ramen with water and punching it the amount it asks for*do you need help?

uh-i'm just....thanking...*nate trys to think of somthing, but sort of luckily his cup on ramen hits him square in the face making him fall backwards in his chair hitting the ground rather hard*

*aria catches her pizza and throws in in the microwave not bothering to put it on a plate, she punches random numbers and watches it cook*

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*Tamora tosses a cheese pizza to Kitty*There you go.*She raises an eyebrow at Nate and shrugs,before picking up the book she'd earlier abandoned*

No,I got it.I've taken this class enough to know how to work the food machines at the least...*Tyson says as he literally punches the 'Start' button and leans back in his chair*

*Kiri stands up and picks up her chair before sitting down.She moans,seeing the screen on the microwave had gone blank.She quickly types in the numbers again,and hits 'Start'*

*Nox catches her olive and sausage pizza and shoves it in the microwave.She punches in the numbers and leans against the wall,putting away her stuff and shoving them under the desk as the pizza cooks*

*Azeira's pizza finishes cooking shockingly fast.She pulls it out and starts eating,despite the fact that it's still half frozen*

*Alora still hums as her food still cooks*

HIT THE DECK!*Tamora shouts suddenly,diving under her desk as Kiri's microwave starts rumbling.The rest of the class does the same,except Kiri who squeaks and falls over in her chair*

*Nox snaps her fingers,and a barrier appears around her,just before Kiri's microwave could explode,sending half-frozen pizza sauce,cheese,and pizza crust all over the room*

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*nate who was already on the ground didnt understand the teachers instructions and stood up, he was now covered in pizza sause and microwave parts, he tastses some pizza sause on his face*not bad

*kitty covers her mouth trying not to laugh*

woah*roharen said standing after everything calmed down*

*seth throws up a barrier as well not bothering to put it down as his pizza finishes*

*aria stands as everything dies down, she opens her microwave and takes out her pizza*

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((oops,in post before last,pretend it says 'pizza' not 'ramen'...*snicker*too lazy to fix it right now))

Nice,Kiri,now we're covered in pizza!*Tyson says in annoyance as he pulls his ramen out of his micorwave*

Miss Oichiro!You have earned yourself a detention.I expect you to be in this classroom at 8 o'clock sharp this evening to clean this up!*Tamora shouts as she wipes pizza sauce off her face*

Why?!It's not my fault your stupid muggle stuff hates me!*Kiri shouts back,pouting*

It is,too,you're fault!You made a rubber duck explode,Oichiro!I can't be tricked into thinking that this was all an accident!No one can make a rubber duck explode without either explosives,too much air,or a strong spell!And by talking back,you got yourself a second detention!*Tamora shouts back,obviously quite annoyed by now*

*Kiri starts grumbling as she starts to scrub at the left half of her head,which'd been hit full-force by the microwave when Kiri had been standing up*

*Alora simply looks shocked as she wipes off her chair and sits down,wiping off the front of her microwave as she pulls out her tomato soup*

*Link yawns again and starts eating,acting as if nothing unusual had just happened*

Honestly!*Azeira mumbles as she straightens up and sighs.She hands Nate a towel she'd brought with just in case*Here.Wipe yourself off.No spell I know of can get THAT much pizza sauce off of anyone...*She sighs,sitting down after wiping sauce and microwave parts off her seat with another spare towel*That Kiri girl ALWAYS makes stuff explode.Like last week's mini refridgerator,and the week before that's disposable camera...*Azeira turns her gaze to what'd been left of her pizza before the blast*Oh no!There are screws and nails in my pizza!*She moans as she starts picking out the pieces of metal frantically*

*Nox pays no attention to the last of the class as she takes a bite out of her pizza and starts reading a book*

*Krym stands up acting as if nothing'd happened,even though she's covered from head to toe in pizza sauce because of her sitting in the same row as Kiri,and pulls out her pizza as the microwave dings,telling her the pizza is done*