Jokes shop (Georges POV)

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*Welcome to Fred N` Georges Jokes shop!!!*
How may we be of assistance?

This is the menu of new items

*Todays SALE*

Sweet section (really is!)
Jell-O coated Warlock pops: 3 sickles
Oatmeal sprinkled Ginger snaps: FREE!!!
Swirlie Wands(now multi-flavored): 10 galleons
Potter pops(really supposed to be Otter pops): 12 sickles
Gummi Rats: 14 Knuts per pound a bag
Surprise Treat sack: 200 galleons

Joke corner (have a blast!)

Boiling point Pops (CAUTION:this item may not be suitable for goblins, we had a baaaaaad accident with one who tried this bit of mechandise last time;;: 30 Knots
Barbie blow my head off doll:
Blanket of stars (CAUTION:be careful with how long you sleep with this.its not suitable for those who have sensitive skin): 400 galleons
Live ferret cap (CAUTION: ...do you really want to know the warning?...thoght not...)
Ton-tongue-toffees: lets jack it up to 13 knuts
Dudleys does it right (graphic novel) : whats this doing here?


No really,Fred, what is this doing here?
I asked my Twin brother as he was stacking the boxes of Liqour-ish wands on the top shelf of the storage closet.
I dunno dear brother,looks to me like some student just left this book here when they were looking for the Origami owl letters... Whats the title anyway?
Uh, "Dudley does it right"?
...."Dudley does IT right"...? what in codswallop kind of title is that? Some sort of porn novel?
I have no idea,. but i otta go and searcheth for the owner!
So I set off out of the shop and searched for the owner outside of Hogsmeade who owns this book!

TO BE CONTINUED...

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CONTINUED...




okay, so continuing from our last episode.
There I was, standing in front of the great school itself...
The border where magic is practiced by all who become part of it...After flying off with our brooms with my dear and beloved brother, I am overjoyed to set foot in this school once again...

Heading about the school, I pulled out a copy of the marauders map, and watched as ...dancing barnie feet walked about the school floors above and same level as I??? Dammit, I thoght I told Fred to fix this map, how d`you expect me to tell if that blott is really Harry Potter when the blott looks like Frankie muniz having a seizure?

"...I dream of rain, I dream gardens in the desert sand, I wake in pain, I dream of love as time runs through my hand...." I sing as I keep looking about the schools floors for the lost owners book. Then I pause and say "Wait. Why go looking about the school and waisting time when I can use my wand?" So I do, as so, I Demanded "Point me!" and my wand pointed to the direction behind me. Finding it strange, I wheel around and see a boy of a second year standing there looking at me.
"Pardon me, but you`re in my way,Im late for Arithmacy as you can clearly see"
I just looked at the boy with a slapped expression, ' snobby wench, you want this book or not?'
"Hello, dear second year, may I ask if this belongs to you?" I ask as I pull out the Dudley does it right novel,
the boy looks at it with aggitated curiosity, barely taking a moment to examine the cover he goes "I dont see why, you blunderhead. What sort of suddy hooplah out of a jacks crack would give you that idea?" He said tartly.
I grimace at his words but quickly draw back a malicious smile of innocent conentment. "Thank you." I say as I try not to pound this Bastards head into the wall beside us. I storm off still looking, 'what sort of suddy hooplah out of a jacks crack gave you that idea?' I remember as I head for the great hall.


TO BE CONTINUED YET AGAIN...